Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia

 

Putin's Bodyguards collects his excrement on trips abroad and take it back to Russia with them.

The claim that Putin's bodyguards collect his excrement during foreign trips stems from a 2022 Paris Match report by journalists Regis Gente and Mikhail Rubin, suggesting it prevents foreign powers from analyzing his health or DNA, a practice with historical precedent—e.g., Stalin’s secret police studied Mao’s waste in 1949 for psychological profiling using potassium and amino acid levels, as noted in a 2016 BBC interview with Igor Atamenko.

This aligns with a broader pattern among authoritarian leaders, like Kim Jong Un, who brought a portable toilet to his 2018 Trump summit to avoid DNA theft, per a Chosunilbo report, reflecting a strategic concern backed by a 2015 DailyNK source indicating Kim’s escorts maintain such facilities across travel modes.

Scientific evidence supports the feasibility of health/DNA analysis from excrement; a 2019 study in Nature Reviews Genetics confirms fecal samples can reveal genetic markers and metabolic health, though the Kremlin denies these claims, highlighting ongoing speculation about Putin’s health since the Ukraine invasion began in 2022.